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THE TAMING

In Lauren Gunderson’s "The Taming", a conservative senator’s aide, a liberal activist, and a beauty queen are locked in a hotel room with one mission: to rewrite the Constitution. This fast-paced political comedy takes sharp aim at America’s deep divides with wit, satire, and unexpected sisterhood. Hilarious, smart, and wildly relevant, "The Taming" proves that even the strangest bedfellows might just change the world.

Directed by Deena Conley

- Thursday, Sept. 25, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Friday, Sept. 26, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Saturday, Sept. 27, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Sunday, Sept. 28, 2025 at 2 p.m.

Location: Dowd Fine Arts, Lab Theater

THE TAMING

In Lauren Gunderson’s "The Taming", a conservative senator’s aide, a liberal activist, and a beauty queen are locked in a hotel room with one mission: to rewrite the Constitution. This fast-paced political comedy takes sharp aim at America’s deep divides with wit, satire, and unexpected sisterhood. Hilarious, smart, and wildly relevant, "The Taming" proves that even the strangest bedfellows might just change the world.

Directed by Deena Conley

- Thursday, Sept. 25, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Friday, Sept. 26, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Saturday, Sept. 27, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Sunday, Sept. 28, 2025 at 2 p.m.

Location: Dowd Fine Arts, Lab Theater

THE TAMING

In Lauren Gunderson’s "The Taming", a conservative senator’s aide, a liberal activist, and a beauty queen are locked in a hotel room with one mission: to rewrite the Constitution. This fast-paced political comedy takes sharp aim at America’s deep divides with wit, satire, and unexpected sisterhood. Hilarious, smart, and wildly relevant, "The Taming" proves that even the strangest bedfellows might just change the world.

Directed by Deena Conley

- Thursday, Sept. 25, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Friday, Sept. 26, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Saturday, Sept. 27, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Sunday, Sept. 28, 2025 at 2 p.m.

Location: Dowd Fine Arts, Lab Theater

THE TAMING

In Lauren Gunderson’s "The Taming", a conservative senator’s aide, a liberal activist, and a beauty queen are locked in a hotel room with one mission: to rewrite the Constitution. This fast-paced political comedy takes sharp aim at America’s deep divides with wit, satire, and unexpected sisterhood. Hilarious, smart, and wildly relevant, "The Taming" proves that even the strangest bedfellows might just change the world.

Directed by Deena Conley

- Thursday, Sept. 25, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Friday, Sept. 26, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Saturday, Sept. 27, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Sunday, Sept. 28, 2025 at 2 p.m.

Location: Dowd Fine Arts, Lab Theater

Hilarity, failed dishes, and food fights ensue during this live “broadcast” of a public access cable cooking show hosted by two larger-than-life Italian sisters, Delphine and Carmela Calamari. The sisters sing and dance to such beloved Italian favorites as “Volare,” “Come On A My House,” “Botcha Me,” “Que Sera Sera,” “That’s Amore,” and of course, “Mambo Italiano!” as they try to make it through their final broadcast together in one piece.

You will laugh from start to finish as their singing, dancing, cooking and ad lib banter with guests on stage makes this a must see!

“Laugh Out Loud Funny!” – Philadelphia Inquirer
“Wicked, Naughty Humor!” – Broadway World
“Delightful and Absolutely Delicious” – NY Newsday

Running Time: approx. 2 hr 15 minutes (incl. 15 min. intermission)

Show Times: Sat. 7:00 p.m., Sun. 2:00 p.m.

Hilarity, failed dishes, and food fights ensue during this live “broadcast” of a public access cable cooking show hosted by two larger-than-life Italian sisters, Delphine and Carmela Calamari. The sisters sing and dance to such beloved Italian favorites as “Volare,” “Come On A My House,” “Botcha Me,” “Que Sera Sera,” “That’s Amore,” and of course, “Mambo Italiano!” as they try to make it through their final broadcast together in one piece.

You will laugh from start to finish as their singing, dancing, cooking and ad lib banter with guests on stage makes this a must see!

“Laugh Out Loud Funny!” – Philadelphia Inquirer
“Wicked, Naughty Humor!” – Broadway World
“Delightful and Absolutely Delicious” – NY Newsday

Running Time: approx. 2 hr 15 minutes (incl. 15 min. intermission)

Show Times: Sat. 7:00 p.m., Sun. 2:00 p.m.

Dirt is a one-man show that explores the challenges and decisions that young people face every day. By approaching things through the lens of mental health, Dirt gets to the heart of issues related to drugs, bullying, and self-esteem in a manner that resonates with audiences in a real and meaningful way. Through the portrayal of relatable and memorable characters, John Morello gives voice to those who sometimes feel as though they are not heard and reassurance to those who sometimes feel as though they are not understood. John does not preach, teach, or lecture; instead, he takes audiences on a journey that challenges them to think about the choices they make and how those choices impact their own lives and the lives of those around them.

ROCKY HORROR

Get ready to do The Time Warp again with "The Rocky Horror Show", the cult classic rock musical that’s outrageously fun and delightfully twisted. When sweethearts Brad and Janet stumble into the bizarre world of Dr. Frank-N-Furter, they’re swept into a wild night of music, madness, and mayhem. Packed with iconic songs, over-the-top characters, and interactive thrills, this is the ultimate live theatre experience for thrill-seekers and partygoers alike! With eight performances, including a late-night Halloween spectacular featuring dancing, games, and a costume runway. This outrageous, interactive rock musical guarantees a wildly fun and twisted experience.

Co-Produced by SUNY Cortland and Cortland Repertory Theatre

Directed by Bryan Knowlton
Music Direction by Ben Kapilow

- Friday, Oct. 24, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Saturday, Oct. 25, 2025 at 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.
- Sunday, Oct. 26, 2025 at 2 p.m.
- Thursday, Oct. 30, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Friday, Oct. 31, 2025 at 6 p.m. and 11 p.m.
- Saturday, Nov. 1, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.

Location: Cortland Repertory Theatre Downtown
Content Warning: “Rocky Horror contains adult and sexual themes and is intended for Mature Audiences Only.”

The Rocky Horror Picture Show is back at The Smith this October with romance, thrills, laughs, and an interactive shadow cast!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the ultimate movie experience, a mad mix of classic horror/sci-fi, super-charged sensuality and outrageous fantasy. This cult classic from 1975 features the story of an “ordinary” couple and an unforgettable night at the castle of Dr. Frank-N-Furter, a mad scientist from the planet Transexual, Transylvania. Brad and Janet have arrived on a special night, the night Dr. Furter’s “beautiful creature,” Rocky, the Adonis humanoid created for the release of Frank’s “tension,” was to be born.

The Smith wants attendees to enjoy this ultimate movie experience (including costumes and having your audience participation script memorized,) but we do hope you’ll refrain from water spraying. It makes our mascara run and it ruins our nice big movie screen.

Rocky Horror goody bags – containing all items needed to participate along with the film – are available for purchase online in advance or at the bar prior to the show.

Motion Picture Rating: R
Running Time: 1 hour, 40 minutes

ROCKY HORROR

Get ready to do The Time Warp again with "The Rocky Horror Show", the cult classic rock musical that’s outrageously fun and delightfully twisted. When sweethearts Brad and Janet stumble into the bizarre world of Dr. Frank-N-Furter, they’re swept into a wild night of music, madness, and mayhem. Packed with iconic songs, over-the-top characters, and interactive thrills, this is the ultimate live theatre experience for thrill-seekers and partygoers alike! With eight performances, including a late-night Halloween spectacular featuring dancing, games, and a costume runway. This outrageous, interactive rock musical guarantees a wildly fun and twisted experience.

Co-Produced by SUNY Cortland and Cortland Repertory Theatre

Directed by Bryan Knowlton
Music Direction by Ben Kapilow

- Friday, Oct. 24, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Saturday, Oct. 25, 2025 at 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.
- Sunday, Oct. 26, 2025 at 2 p.m.
- Thursday, Oct. 30, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.
- Friday, Oct. 31, 2025 at 6 p.m. and 11 p.m.
- Saturday, Nov. 1, 2025 at 7:30 p.m.

Location: Cortland Repertory Theatre Downtown
Content Warning: “Rocky Horror contains adult and sexual themes and is intended for Mature Audiences Only.”